Forgetting his promise to use "words that heal rather than words that wound," Barack Obama held a news conference Monday to call Republicans "baby-raping terrorists" and "syphillitic whores gulping the pus of the evil rich."
Okay, those weren't his exact words - but his meaning was clear enough. The president declared that he wouldn't even consider spending cuts in debt ceiling negotiations with the vile Republicans who are "holding a gun at the head of Americans" and "demanding ransom."
He then went on to say that the only reason that the GOP is seeking deficit reduction is that they're ideologically opposed to "senior citizens (having) decent health care," "kids in poverty (getting) enough to eat," and "medical research." The bastards probably make smoothies out of kittens, too.
But when it comes to hostage-taking (and possible executions), B. Hussein doesn't take a back seat to anyone. If his debt ceiling demands aren't met, he threatens to start racking up a big body count by stopping funding for our troops, our food inspectors, our air traffic controllers, and "the specialists who track down loose nuclear materials."
That's right, the president of the United States is threatening us with nuclear holocaust if he's not given an annual, multi-trillion dollar ransom.
Frankly, Hope n' Change thinks it's time to serve this angry anti-American with impeachment papers. But when and where?
We'd like to suggest this coming Monday. On the inauguration stand.
BONUS CARTOON! Because Barry announced today's "Kids n' Guns" speech after the above cartoon and commentary were already finished...